{"id":86,"date":"2020-02-02T16:14:25","date_gmt":"2020-02-02T22:14:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hieran.com\/blog\/?p=86"},"modified":"2020-02-02T16:14:25","modified_gmt":"2020-02-02T22:14:25","slug":"yes-i-am-silently-correcting-your-grammar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/hieran.com\/blog\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Yes, I AM silently correcting your grammar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friends and family often apologize for typos they make in emails or even texts to me. I always laugh it off or text back that it&#8217;s no biggie, or that I didn&#8217;t even notice the mistake.<\/p>\n<p>They know me only too well, however. Family members have witnessed my nitpicking almost since I learned to write. My oldest friends, who knew me in middle school and high school, remember I was a straight-A student who loved to read and write. In college, my skills and my hopes for the future focused first on journalism and then, more specifically, on public relations. I knew I would be a writer.<\/p>\n<p>I do love to write. I have four unfinished novels on my computer. I&#8217;ve had <a href=\"https:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/Robin-Mayhall\/e\/B0042G9MI4\">two young-adult graphic novels published<\/a>, and I also write <a href=\"http:\/\/strangehorizons.com\/poetry\/mother-of-atlantis\/\">poetry<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fusiongraphics.org\/ezine\/Fusion1.pdf\">short stories<\/a>. But my dirty little secret is that I really love to proofread and copyedit.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, today I am making a confession. My name is Robin, and I am a copyeditor. (&#8220;Hi, Robin!&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>What brought me to this precipice? We are currently doing some rearranging at work. Some people&#8217;s cubicles are being moved, which means they are packing some of their stuff and doing a little cleaning up and clearing out. Even though I don&#8217;t have to move this time, I caught the cleaning bug and organized some of my own stuff.<\/p>\n<p>While doing this I unearthed a magnet I&#8217;d forgotten I had. It says, &#8220;I am silently correcting your grammar,&#8221; which made me laugh&#8211;because yes, I am. Right now. (Just go with it.) It also made me laugh a little because it reminded me I also have a T-shirt that says the same thing. I only wear it to sleep in because it got some kind of indelible stain on it, so, of course, I had to buy a second one. A couple of years later I had lost quite a bit of weight, so obviously it was completely necessary for me to buy a third one.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. I have three T-shirts (and a magnet) threatening you with grammar prosecution when you haven&#8217;t even written something yet.<\/p>\n<p>I also have, I kid you not, a purse made out of the <em>Chicago Manual of Style<\/em>. The actual book. I stumbled across it on Etsy; the shop sold mostly book-purses and book-wallets, and the CMoS one was on display as a sample, although it was not for sale. But I inquired, learned the shop owner could make another one, and spent an inordinate amount of money buying a CMoS purse. And almost no one&#8211;even many writers and PR peeps&#8211;don&#8217;t know what it is.<\/p>\n<p>Last, but not least, I also own a T-shirt (on which I spent actual hard-earned cash) sold on the CMoS website when they re-branded the book and site. The T-shirt was just too funny and cute for me to miss out on. It has the CMoS logo with the words purposefully misspelled\/disordered then corrected with proper proofreading marks. Hahaha! Get it!?!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, laws. Am I crazy? I&#8217;m crazy! But editing is just <em>so. much. fun<\/em>. It&#8217;s a really great feeling to help another writer to improve his or her work. In college, I worked on the yearbook staff, and my junior year I was THE copyeditor&#8211;reading every word of a 700-page book, including headlines, cutlines and lists and lists of students&#8217; names. IT WAS SO MUCH FUN. Too bad I didn&#8217;t have my magnet back then!<\/p>\n<p>I once got to copyedit a wonderful YA novel called <a href=\"https:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/Echohawk-Lynda-Durrant\/dp\/039574430X\/\"><em>Echohawk<\/em><\/a> that won a couple of awards. I copyedited and revised a series of YA self-help books about coping with things like divorce, peer pressure, etc. That was more fun than you might have expected. I copyedited the <a href=\"https:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/The-Community-Coffee-Story-1919-2009\/dp\/B006WB6CRG\/\">personal and company memoir<\/a> of a local businessman whose family coffee company has now spanned four generations and is still family-owned. And, I had the amazing honor to co-edit <a href=\"https:\/\/smile.amazon.com\/Cranking-Up-Fine-War-Louisiana\/dp\/1892958015\/\">my grandfather&#8217;s World War II memoir<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>For my next trick, as I&#8217;ve just learned, I will be editing the 2020 <em>Dwarf Stars Anthology<\/em> for the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfpoetry.com\">Science Fiction and Fantasy Poetry Association<\/a>. I did this back in 2016 and really enjoyed it. I&#8217;ll spend the next four months searching for the best speculative poems with 10 lines or fewer so I can compile an anthology of nominees for the SFPA&#8217;s Dwarf Stars Award. I can&#8217;t think of <em>anything<\/em> more fun than immersing myself in great poetry&#8211;but&#8211;wait a second&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friends and family often apologize for typos they make in emails or even texts to me. 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